Seriously, Pie Town. It's a real place, though apparently only just - and it is actually named after the fact that it had at least a vestige of a pie-based industry. As of 2010 there were only 186 people living here. For the better part of the year a huge (relative to the population, mind) portion of the "town" is totally shut down. That giant bird shaped sign? It's not a relic, it's an actual way-finder, though unfortunately we drove through when it way-found to a closed pie shop. Bumout.